You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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