i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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