STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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