ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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