some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
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