Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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