She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
