he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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