SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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