: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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