Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I don't think brook has ever known best
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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