We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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