break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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