First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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