yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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