my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
it glows. i had to have it.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
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