they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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