i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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