I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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