Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
grandma shit on top of the toilet
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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