you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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