what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Randomize
