4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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