when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
