You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
you told grandpa to call you daddy
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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