P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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