just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
