We named our party play list daddy issues
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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