sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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