Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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