absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
