you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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