Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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