Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
