I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I am mentally ready for anal.
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