Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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