Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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