Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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