You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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