Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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