Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
