...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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