That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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