Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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