As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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