he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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