Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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