i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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