areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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