big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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