chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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