I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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