Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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